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No Hit Wonder

by Sobgoblin

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1.
Skinny Santa 04:41
last year i was a mustard gassing spinster now i'm just a liberal art school hipster i'll be your skinny santa claus i'll give you menopause decoratively wrapped in gauze cause i think you are pretty when you are gaunt you know it puts me in the mood to haunt when i feel like a goblin who stays in all night on halloween on halloween on halloween you know the world it is a scary place/it is a hairy place that's why i hide behind a tortoise horn-rimmed face now i'm walking on them suicidal planks across them aquarium fish tanks cause i'm not soulless but i am a lost soul on a pedestal in hell and i feel like chain smoking and whiskey choking and i think i am choking and i think i am choking i tried my best to get by but the world is such a sigh cause most people make me want to die yeah you people make me want to die i'll be your skinny santa claus i'll give you menopause decoratively wrapped in gauze cause i think you are pretty when you are gaunt you know it puts me in the mood to haunt when i feel like a goblin who stays in all night on halloween on halloween on halloween
2.
looks like i better kill myself at 30 because no one likes a 40 year old with a guitar and now i'm getting used to masturbation because no girl wants to be the subject of my sad songs so i accept indie rock failure because i'm not good enough to be a one hit wonder the tristate queen just moved to martha's ville and she's got this cute freckle though i'm told it's a mole i heard her voice on the phone tonight and she was sounding apathetic i was feeling pathetic cause i admit i still think of her often but i'm not a one-trick pony no, i'm more of a donkey earthquaking heartbreaking life if such a pity, kitty brain melting song belting just one more itty bitty ditty the scumbag kids just took the cars for ransom cause their ain't no place to park at the shopping mall i'm flipping burgers and i got the shakes cause the colonel and the clown just had their morals sedated well, i can see for miles but i'm still too afraid to flip that dial grave digging vote rigging god is such a silly nilly gun loving truck fucking don't be such a hilly billy
3.
missed connection cause I missed your call two points will never make a triangle from romantic disasters that get blown out of proportion to stratocasters with that grueling distortion my glass is always half empty but punk rock gives me plenty even though they all said that we'd be dead by 20 and now i'm one score and seven but so far from heaven so i'd rather be a corpse than a boregasmic kevin when i look in your eyes i could freeze, i could die like the end of empire in carbonite by a gun for hire i blow chunks every morning my lungs are black and abhorring in this temple of filth, there's no room for adoring i get medicinal headaches but pot helps me think straight so won't you be my match the one who lights me up when i look in your eyes i could freeze, i could die like the end of empire in carbonite by a gun for hire my grandfather's cancer and seductive dancers both scare the shit out of me and love is so stupid so fuck you cupid you know you shot me again so here's a song for megan i was drunk and high on the night he died and she asked why as we both cried i said i hate myself and i hate this song so i think it's time to pack a bong cause i got no money and i got no thing sometimes i wish that i could sing i need some love i need a girl but the thought of sex just makes me hurl yeah it makes me hurl yeah it makes me hurl yeah it makes me hurl yeah it makes me hurl it makes me hurl for you
4.
the universe pays me to drink and play sad songs i'm done over thinking and over smoking bongs and i'd like to be happy i'd like to be sober but then i'm afraid god would put me on welfare cause i just want to pour my heart out into the hole in your soul cause you can never be too punk rock to fall in love but you can be too in love to be a punk yeah, you can be too in love to be a punk i got a heavy metal mouth but my heart is in pop songs i got a johnny rotten temper can i please take you to supper we could slow dance to nirvana in your bedroom with the door locked and i swear i'll suck it up but i won't ever choke it down cause i just want to pour my heart out into the hole in your soul cause you can never be too punk rock to fall in love but you can be too in love to be a punk yeah, you can be too in love to be a punk
5.
i found your hair on an old sweater i haven't worn since last semester i think everyone looks like you from a certain distance now i'm trying to stay happy but i still get turned on when you call me to hang out on a week night but i will not fall behind for you i will simply let you catch up to me i miss your kiss, i miss your fits sometimes i wish you'd just pop my zits i hate vegetables but i like it when you feed them to me no i'm trying to stay healthy but i still get turned on when i watch you smoke your camel extra-wide filtered cigarettes but i will not fall behind for you i will simply let you catch up to me

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released May 14, 2015

KC - guitar/vox
K. Stephenson - guitars
Ian Nichols - bass
Kevin Goss - drums

Produced by Sobgoblin
Recorded & Mixed by Tom Case
Additional Tracking by Ian Nichols
Additional Tracking by Paul Hake
Artwork by Kevin Cardinale

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